Reasons not to book me!

  • I’m not a “multi award winning DJ”
  •  I won’t be dressed in a 3 piece suit
  • I wont be stood behind a DJ Box (you will see my legs)
  • There will be games for the adults & even your Nan will be involved
  • My disco lights didn’t cost me £10,000 and are not DMX’d
  • I will have all the children up dancing & playing games
  • There will be “Mess” lots of it
  • Your guests wont be sitting down!
  • There will be bubbles, snow, sweets and prizes
  • We will be doing the Hokey Cokey, Gangnam style, Cha Cha Slide and more
  • It will be loud (unless of course there are speeches then we will be quiet)
  • Lots of balloon animals, swords, guns & hats