- I’m not a “multi award winning DJ”
- I won’t be dressed in a 3 piece suit
- I wont be stood behind a DJ Box (you will see my legs)
- There will be games for the adults & even your Nan will be involved
- My disco lights didn’t cost me £10,000 and are not DMX’d
- I will have all the children up dancing & playing games
- There will be “Mess” lots of it
- Your guests wont be sitting down!
- There will be bubbles, snow, sweets and prizes
- We will be doing the Hokey Cokey, Gangnam style, Cha Cha Slide and more
- It will be loud (unless of course there are speeches then we will be quiet)
- Lots of balloon animals, swords, guns & hats
